Top 5 Movies to Drink To
By mark on 17 Aug
Out Cold. This movie is a little known great. Zak Galifianakis is in it. For some reason this movie just makes me feel like drinking. And not the, a beer or two here and there, type of drinking, no no. The type of drinking that starts at 9 and ends at 1, yeah AM to AM. Start the morning out right with Out Cold.
Star Wars (the originals not the new fangled garbage George Lucas crapped out in the late 90’s-00’s). If you are a drinker you most likely know about the game of trilogy. The rules may vary but the object is the same, hang out for 9 hours with your buddies and drink a case of beer or two, per person. I am a fan of these movies but I am a bigger fan of drinking and when you can legitimize drinking an entire case of beer by one’s self that’s a good ass flick. “May the Force be with you.”
Snakes On a Plane. By the end of this movie I was trashed. Why? Because of those Mother Fucking Snakes on that Mother Fucking Plane. If you drink every time anything stupid happens in the movie… well you would be drinking through out the movie. In the movie this dude needs to get from Hawaii to LA to testify against this guy who murdered somebody. Within the first 10 minutes of this flick one of the greatest lines in movie history is thrown out there, I believe it was something like, “We’ve tried everything. This is our last option.” Yes, in fact, if you are filling a plane with snakes you pretty much tried everything, filling a scuba tank with farts so the dude would suffocate or tying his shoelaces together and placing them, conveniently, at the top of a flight of stairs. This cat went through so many harebrained plans to kill this other dude that his last option was to fill a plane with snakes. WOW. Cheers to those Mother Fucking Snakes on that Mother Fucking Plane.
Top Gun. Pick your call sign and let the games begin. A classic film, Top Gun has a high potential for homosexuality but it turns out to be one of the dudeliest (by the way I had most dudely written and Microsoft corrected it to dudeliest) flicks of all time. Bunch of dudes flying around being awesome, if they weren’t flying around all the time they might take the time to have a beer with you, IF YOU WERE FUCKIN AWESOME. If you are awesome congrats, they at some point may come grab a beer with you. RIP Goose, this one’s for you.